17 Trolls Who Used Craigslist For Something Way Better Than Selling A Crap Sofa

This merry prankster who hates fake foliage:

This starch-loving hopeless romantic:

This wet and steamy poet who wants to bid a fond farewell:

This mischief maker who wants to go out with a bang:

This happy collector who just wants to kidnap you:

This sexy elf who revealed a new kink of mine just from reading the description:

These fun-loving ladies who want to make it through cuffing season with true bros:

This penis advocate who has a PSA for all dick pic fanatics:

This grammarian who is after my own heart:

This betta enthusiast whose Petsmart rant is truly inspirational:

This renter who's between a rock and a hard place:

This little girl who just wants to sleep peacefully:

This artisan who wants to selflessly share their craft with the world:

This lucky woman who's living out the internet's collective dream: