23 WTF Sex Questions People Actually Had The Nerve To Ask Online
You will never think of cucumbers and sex dolls the same.
The Internet loves to talk about sex.
But you'd be surprised by how many of them are goddamn clueless.
Some get almost too imaginative with their deepest, darkest sex thoughts.
Others get v. creative, to the point where we should be concerned about their mental stability.
Like, I'm sorry, but WHAT?!
Sorry Bill, just no.
Do you not remember the last nine months of your life and/or writhing in pain during labor, girlfriend?
This dude trusts a Greek wives tale over condoms.
Sensible.
Obvi, the worst thing about being pregnant in 7th grade is that you can't eat bananas!!!!
Kids say the darndest things!
Or how about this 7th-grade boy, who thinks you need to schedule a doctor's appointment to get preggo.
We've all tried to force the smart, senior football captain to get us pregnant, amirite?
Some of these penis questions went way too far.
Ugh, TMI brah.
Yup. Totally normal. Not weird at all.
These dudes are getting STRANGE ASS boners.
I don't know... why DID you?
Apparently, cuddling cats is sexy?
TBH, I wonder the same thing...
Edward? Care to elaborate?
Some people need to just throw their computer out the window...
...and move far, far away, to a land where they can marry their creepy ass sex dolls without judgement.
This girl was in a real pickle.
But seriously, worth the read.
Most of these though, are just all sorts of "NOPE."
NO.
Um... no!
NOOOOOOO!!!
THERE ARE NO ADVANTAGES.
Really the most troubling takeaway is the fact that these people are still actively using Yahoo Answers.
And I have now lost my faith in humanity.