This Map Breaks Down Just How Sexy Your State Really Is

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

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Instagram's 300 million active monthly users post 70 million photos every day. But how many of those Sepia-toned shots are #sexy?

The site Superdrug Online Doctor (probably best not to ask questions about this name) set out to determine where exactly the most #sexy were posted.

The team took a day's worth of Instagram posts (4.2 million) and calculated the number with a #sexy tag, per 10,000 residents.

Number 1 country? Monaco, the super-rich, glitzy region of coastal France.

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The U.S. placed 14th Internationally, but the real value is in the breakdown of the sexiest (and least sexy) states.

Nevada ranked 1st

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Because everything is #sexy when you're that drunk.

Florida came in 2nd

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Thanks to every college #SpringBreak trip ever taken, I assume.

Hawaii placed 3rd

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Because, honeymoons.

California ranked 4th

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Katy Perry's #CaliforniaGurls are actually so hot they'll melt your popsicle (🎤 oh oh oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh 🎤)

New York finished 5th

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Because New York is where everyone goes to "make it" and "making it" requires a shit ton of sex.

And on the other end of the spectrum there's New Mexico at 46th

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Yes, this photo was actually tagged #sexy

West Virginia ranked 47th

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This man had three of my top hits for West Virginia #sexy pics that looked basically exactly like this one, just to give you an idea about the general pool of available sexy photos.

North Dakota came in 48th

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Do you think my tractor's #sexy?

Iowa placed 49th

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Iowans would have to think half-dead grass is sexy, because what else is there in Iowa?

And South Dakota came in very last at 50th, with the least #sexy Instas of them all

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Note: there are no humans in this photo.