Drunk and Own a Pair of Yeezys? Just Deep Fry Them Like This Guy
You too can create your own pair of deep-fried Yeezy Boosts. Just follow these simple steps.
We've all had those times where we get drunk and think we have brilliant plans.
Like my desk neighbor, who always showers while drunk because she thinks it will prevent a hangover the next day.
Nice try, girl.
This brilliant dude was drunk enough to think that deep-frying his Yeezy Boosts would be a perfectly normal thing to do.
What reason could he possibly need?
Yeah, we're serious. For no real purpose, he battered his Yeezys and threw them into a deep fryer.
He was even kind enough to walk us through the culinary step-by-steps.
First, you'll need eggs, flour, water and (of course Yeezy Boosts. Salt is optional.
Before you mix your ingredients, place oil into your deep fryer and heat to approximately 375 degrees.
Next, mix the egg into your flour.
Important: Be sure to wash your hands after cracking your egg because as @NameBranClothing says, "salmonella is a bitch."
Once that step is completed, you may now add your water to the mixture.
Once you've finished making the batter, begin coating your Yeezy Boosts.
Make sure you get every inch of the shoe.
After the oil has reached desired temperature, slowly lower your battered shoe into fryer.
There you have it! You're now the proud owner of a pair of deep-fried Yeezys.
You can view the entire drunken encounter/tutorial below.