These 14 Infuriating Things Are The Perfect Reasons To Go To A Rage Room
We all have a bit of anger from time to time, and rather than taking it out on undeserving friends, how about a host of random breakable objects? Rage Rooms, or Anger Rooms have popped up around the country including Dallas, New York and Chicago as outlets for people to demolish things without the cleaning consequences. Rent a room for 5-25 minutes and have a smashing good time!
And in honor of all that rage, here are 14 reasons I would be thrown into a rage worthy of an Anger Room reservation.
1. When people are walking 3+ on the sidewalk and don't move when you're trying to squeeze by
2. When people chew with their mouth open like they're a goddamn cow
3. When you lose your Apple TV remote because it's so damn small
4. When monsters put the toilet paper roll so it goes under instead of over
5. When people stand two-by-two on the escalator so no one can pass them
6. When people think a ride on the train is the perfect setting for a Facetime conversation
7. When someone did a shitty parallel parking job so now you can't fit and have to park like 17 blocks away
8. When you know you have enough toothpaste left but can't get it out of the tube
9. When you're closing windows on your phone and accidentally close the music app
10. When someone thinks it's okay to touch you or your hair without even consulting you about it
11. When you try to open a cereal box and inevitably tear it wrong
12. When your straw gets a crack in it and is rendered completely useless
13. When people interrupt your story to finish your sentence and they're just so wrong about what you were going to say
14. When someone leaves 0:14 seconds on the microwave when they're done using it
