If You're Single And Feeling It, Take Solace In These 16 Funny Tweets
If you've ever been single for an extended period of time (or your whole life) these tweets will speak to your soul.
1. Oh, no translation needed
But look on the bright side: at least you know a bargain when you spot one! Actually, maybe that's another good reason to get a significant other.
2. This is basically the store of all my love experiences.
You'd think I'd learn that having a wood plank attached to the key isn't promising.
3. "Don't worry dog-babe, I'll text you when I'm leaving the bar"
This is actually super cute and I wish I had a dog so I could pretend someone cared about me.
4. I'm sick of gummy bear PDA. Always flaunting their love, throwing it in our faces
Geez, get a room already.
5. Just giving them a heads-up on what to expect
"This will be you 20 minutes into our first date."
6. Girl, who doesn't
Also, "imaginary" works in place of "unavailable." Hermione Granger 💜
7. OMG this is my dream girlfriend
"I love you." "Thanks, want some more chocolate?"
8. Actually, I think that might be 29th wheeling
HahahahaHAHAHAHA *begins crying uncontrollably*
9. Well, I mean, you can...
But by the 500th time you've faceswapped with your cat, it starts to get a little pathetic.
10. What else are you supposed to do when she's blocked your phone number and all of your social media accounts?
Points for creativity.
11. Which one are you?
Probably neither, because you're probably single AF if you're reading this.
12. I believe there's probably science to back this up
And by "probably," I mean "absolutely no." Still, seems right.
13. They call this a reverse baby shower
AKA a "congratulations on not ruining your life yet shower."
14. This is a great idea.
Unless it totally backfires and everyone just thinks it's your purse. In that case, be proud of your new purse.
15. AKA the "Single AF" emoji
Or the "I'm dying alone," "please date me" or "I just want to be loved" emoji.
16. Being single doesn't always mean being lonely
Sometimes being single means "get da fuck away from me okay. Trying to be alone and stoic at the bar tonight.
