If You Own An iPhone, You've Experienced These 18 Horrid Things

1. When you're horrified to find out you gained 3 chins 

2. When you realize awkward silence can exist in a silent conversation

3. When you're just trying to capture the natural beauty of night 

4. When your iPhone just fucks with you because Siri thinks she's a badass

5. When your phone can't do math 

6. When you know you're going to have to buy a new cord in like 6 months 

7. When autocorrect is actually drunk 

8. When the convenience of a cell phone no longer exists because the battery life is laughable 

9. When you can't get to your charger fast enough and you have to wait eons for it to power back up again 

10. When the feeling of terror takes over as you hand your phone to someone 

11. When you have to finally decide which of those 43 selfies was best 

12. When your heart leaps out of your chest and you start sweating profusely 

13. When you have to rely on your coworkers or random people around you when you forget your charger at home

14. When the tear gets to an un-ignorable state and you have to spend half your paycheck to get a new cord

15. When your phone just decides to be a dick 

16. When you unintentionally throw off your own groove 

17. When you have to close so many tabs after this and then run into problem 16 again

18. When Siri thinks you're a pure texter but she clearly doesn't know shit