16 Ways People Eat Food That Will Make You Irrationally Angry
If you can't eat food right, there may not be hope for you.
1. The person who eats a popsicle from the BOTTOM UP
2. The person who puts ketchup on pasta
Note: there is an appropriate tomato-ey sauce, and it's PASTA SAUCE.
3. The person who eats their pizza like it's 2003 and stuffed crust just happened
4. The person (monster) who digs into a Kit-Kat like it isn't already perfectly broken up into edible pieces
5. The person who decides cereal is too normal and adds ice to their breakfast
6. The person who blatantly disregards the name and inherent eating instructions of string cheese
7. And the person who doesn't know what wax is
8. This person who is really getting rid of any of the health benefits of these carrots
9. This person who, just ew
10. The person who eats that fuzzy skin of a kiwi like an apple and makes all our tongues cringe
11. The person who takes the time to eat the center out of a Reese's instead of enjoying it like a normal human
12. The person who must just be looking for ways to torture others while eating a banana
13. These people who have no respect for nature and the natural sections it provides in oranges
14. These rabbits who can't cut their cucumber into nice slices like the rest of the world
15. These heathens who have no respect for pie
Unless perhaps they just ate the entire pie that way, in which case I do kind of have respect for them
16. The people who have clearly never eaten a hot dog properly in their lives
