Here Are The 21 Truths Of Being Single Literally Always
That single life tho...
1. Flirting is always a challenge
2. In fact, you really need to step up your sexy game
3. But hey, at least you amuse yourself!
That's all that matters, right?!
4. You're constantly third-wheeling it, even when your friends promise they won't leave you out
And I'm going to find my soulmate tomorrow...mmhmm.
5. You know you've been single for far too long when:
6. If you stare long enough, they'll notice you and fall in love, right?
7. You every time you get a new person's number:
8. Your remote controls are your bed buddy
9. Preach, Leslie Knope
10. Does making eye contact with him count?
11. It seems like everyone is finding love but you...
12. This dreaded conversation:
13. Alcohol gets you through most events where there are couples everywhere
Barf.
14. In fact, alcohol = bae
15. Yup, this pretty much describes your love life:
16. This feeling:
17. When you finally score a date with a real human being, you go ALL OUT
18. You get your hopes up over the smallest things
19. When you realize the dating pool is actually pretty bleak
20. But you refuse to settle for someone who isn't worthy of your awesomeness, and you'll wait as long as you have to
21. Cheers to singlehood!