This Supermarket Should Just Hire This Cat With How Much Time He Spends There

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

You can kick him out, but you can't keep him out.

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Most cats have a tendency to do what they want, but this guy - well, he just runs shit. Namely, his local supermarket.

No, really though. He does what he wants.

"You got beef? No seriously, you bought beef? Nice, real healthy."

He was first spotted in the Brockley Sainsbury's in England, back in November, sauntering around the joint staring down customers.

Eventually, the six-year-old orange shorthair, "Olly Oliver," was removed from the store's premises by security and returned back to his owner.

Now, Oliver's back to quietly reek havoc on store merchandise and just be an all around anarchist.

"Yeah. This was me. Do somethin' bout it."

In reality though, he's a big sweetheart. The whole "jaded rebel stickin' it to the man" thing is just a front.

But that's not stopping Sainsbury's management from kindly removing him from their store.

“He lives in the house next door and he’s in here every day, all the time. He’s not allowed to be here, the staff like him, but he is a health and safety risk," a store representative told Metro.

"Damn right I'm a safety risk...to ALL Y'ALL."