A Behind-The-Scenes Look Into Darth Vader's Daily Life Reveals He's Just A Simple Guy
by N/A, 10 years ago |
2 min read
Like most celebrities, Darth Vader's life isn't all glitz, glamour, and lightsabers. Behind the scenes, he's actually a pretty normal guy.
Vader starts his day like anyone would–with a cup of coffee and the morning paper.
That's his favorite robe.
One of the keys to Vader's success on the dark side has been eating a balanced breakfast every day.
It's crucial for Sith Lords to stay fit, healthy, and well-nourished for long days of crushing rebel scum.
Just like the rest of us, Vader has to do his laundry.
And just like the rest of us, he totally hates doing it.
Little known fact: Vader's a major gamer.
And he's more of a Playstation guy.
Even Sith Lords have to go grocery shopping.
You'd think he'd have an assistant... but Vader is actually very picky about his organic fruits and vegetables and prefers to do all shopping himself.
The Death Star ain't gonna vacuum itself.
*Bob Seger plays in background*
Recently, Darth Vader's picked up music. It helps to alleviate the stress of having to crush the rebellion.
But it's tough to play ukulele in gloves, tbh.
Just like so many of the rest of us, Vader struggles to pay his bills sometimes.
Vader works hard to stay fit...
...but allows himself a cheat day every now and then.
Do you think Galaxy Italiano delivers all the way out to Hoth?
At the end of the day, Vader just wants to hang up his helmet and take a load off.
It's tough being a Sith Lord.
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