Awkward Girls Who Want Boyfriends Will Understand These 10 Thoughts All Too Well

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

🎶 Allllll the single ladies... 🎶

1. Every time you meet someone new, you pray that deep down they're as weird as you.

2. You worry that your resting bitch face and/or general dislike of people has hindered you from meeting your potential soulmate.

3. And when you think of maybe, one day having a significant other, you realize you're pretty fucking clueless about the whole dating thing.

4. That awkward realization you have about guys you actually DO like. Basically, they're imaginary.

5. When you strike out every time.

6. Wait... I'm shaving why?

HEY, BUT SHAVING SUCKS SO THIS IS A BLESSING.

7. Netflix, pizza, and judging obnoxiously cute couples on social media are basically your hobbies.

8. Welp.

9. You know deep down being in a relationship with food is the best.

Plus, you don't have to share!

10. And chances are, you have something/someone else you really, really love. Perhaps someone furry and cuddly, who maybe purrs...

You might as well enjoy it.