If You're A Lady Who Loves To Eat, Then Chew On These 17 Truths About Yourself

by N/A, 10 years ago | 3 min read

FOOD BABIES, FTW.

1. Let's be real here. You take food VERY seriously.

2. Like, whenever you need a pick-me-up you turn to food.

Duh.

3. Yes, food also acts as your therapist, and doesn't charge you hourly.

It magically makes you feel better, too.

4. Your whole idea of fun revolves around food.

5. You plan your day around what you'll eat and when.

6. Free food is the best food.

You will literally make a beeline for free food to beat everyone else who doesn't appreciate it as much as you do.Â

7. You'd sacrifice a night of going out to stay in and eat endless amounts of cheese.

8. Sometimes you will base your decision on whether or not to go out and socialize on if there will be food.

9. There's nothing more annoying when someone ASSUMES you're sharing food.

Yes, I ordered this all for myself thank you.

10. You're always that person who sneaks the last piece.

And you damn well enjoy it.Â

11. You've even mastered the art of subtly sneaking the last bite.

12. Whenever someone mentions dieting you just can't sympathize.

Sorry not sorry.

13. Because honestly, what's the point when delicious things like waffles exist?

14. Forget hot guys, FOOD turns you on.

15. How does this not give you the feels?

16. You know you need to be in a relationship with someone who enjoys food just as much as you do, otherwise it ain't going to work.

17. At the end of the day, you ALWAYS have food to count on.