Keep These 15 People Away From Your Kitchen If You Ever Want To Eat Again

by N/A, 10 years ago | 3 min read

They legitimately need to be legally banned from kitchens. And their "creations?" Destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom.

1. This person that thought his ramen needed something more.

2. This despicable individual that thought they nailed sangria when they added peas and carrots...PEAS AND CARROTS.

3. The sad soul that put together this blood-curdling abomination of God knows what.

4. The spouse that was overwhelmed with pride by this sad excuse for a meal, simply because she added parsley.

5. This monster who killed her boyfriend's fish, threw them in with some 2-week-old KFC, and called it cooking.

6. This forever lonely individual who took half-cooked hotdogs and threw them on a heaping mound of diarrhea.

7. This girl who's probably (definitely) single now.

8. The demon who conjured up this dark magic.

9. This "real man" who should have his man-card revoked for bringing this disturbing concoction into the world and being proud of it.

10. This hopeless wanderer who's confused as to who will be killing who.

11. This lost soul who is so far beyond saving, it's not even funny.

12. The commoner that made this revolting slop and deemed it worthy of royalty.

13. The deranged individual that thought a corndog and leftover shrimp would go well together.

14. The lonely heart who, ironically enough, called his spine-stiffening creation what it is.

15. And finally, the poor soul who is, unsurprisingly, still single.