27 Horrible Gifts That Are Perfect For The People In Your Life You Don't Like
by N/A, 10 years ago |
2 min read
These are all the worst. Do not buy them for anyone you care about even a little bit.
1. A Barbie with a brain instead of a head.
2. Doll head plant markers.
3. A ring of dentures wearing braces.
4. A jar with a "parasitic worm maggot extraterrestrial alien." (It's fake, just fyi.)
5. FACE CANDLES.
6. Taxidermy mice holding sea urchins.
7. 100 empty paper rolls.
8. A condom corsage.
9. "Herb grinders" that show one woman throwing up on another woman.
10. A Dave Grohl prayer candle.
11. Rhino hoof boots.
12. A birthday video greeting from a guy who is covering himself in condiments.
13. Baked potato beanbag.
14. Cheese curls that look like the evolution of man.
15. A spider mutant skelton made from REAL BONES.
16. A pair of friendship necklaces with forks that say "Father" and "Son."
17. Magic spells that can do anything you want.
18. A body pillow shaped like a pillow.
19. Peanut butter and jelly socks.
20. A steampunk baby lamp.
21. A naked lady latch hook pillow.
22. A mounted and crocheted dildo.
23. A ring made using dentures.
24. "Soviet Vintage Condoms" from the 1980s.
25. Mugs shaped like a gaping human mouth.
26. A Val Kilmer paper doll.
27. Taxidermy mice getting married.
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Do not show me this again