17 Trees That Don't Give a Sh*t About the Rules

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

They couldn't care less about what the damn textbooks say...they do what they want.

1. "YEAH. Death is my life source. Now bow at my roots."

2. "I'm sorry, what was that you were saying about solids?"

3. "Why? Because I felt like it. That's why."

4. "Wait...what's winter?"

5. "Your bench was delicious."

6. "Power lines ain't shit bitch."

7. "Don't talk. Just feed me more bricks, boy."

8. "Yeah, go ahead and explain this to your biology students."

9. "What was it that Darwin guy said? Survival of the hottest?"

10. "Oh, I'm sorry, is this your house?"

11. "No. You're not tripping balls. I'm just dripping swag."

12. "You have no idea how much I enjoy you walking under me every day."

13. "Go ahead. Climb me. I dare you."

14. "Remember when you planted that seed? Yeah, wrong. It was a dragon egg, bitch."

15. "Excuse me while I grow out of your face."

16. "Don't ask questions. Just observe the spectacle that is me."

17. "Hey, guess what. This is how stupid your face looks."