Some Forms Of Erotica Are A Little Weird, But These 20 Genres Are Really, REALLY Weird
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
Who are we to judge? The heart wants what it wants...Â
1. Orcs. Because my first thought after seeing Shrek was "someone really should write erotica about this!"
2. The Amish community. If you can't watch porn on a computer...
3. Single parents. Even parents have needs, kids...
4. Ghosts. Patrick Swayze was really on to something with that movie...
5. Centaurs. 50% horse, 50% man, 100% freak in the sheets...
6. Vikings. I bet these are very historically accurate!
7. X-rated Xmas...and we mean VERY X-rated.
8. Medical. If Grey's Anatomy already has you hot and heavy, these will just push you over the edge!
9. Mail-order brides. Nothing will break the ice better than reading her one of these on the first meeting!
10. Mermaids. You've got to wonder about the logistics...
11. Furries. For the furries.
12. And of course nothing says "erotic" like knitting!
13. Death itself. Yikes...
14. Gargoyles. Remember when you watched Disney's Notre Dame, and you had your sexual awakening?
15. Aliens. The sex is out of this world!
16. Cavemen. Watch Geico commercials beforehand to really set the mood...
17. Motorcycles. They may be the Hell's Angels but you'll feel like you're in heaven after reading this...
18. Nascar. Vroom, vroom, indeed.
19. Cooking. I know some food can be an aphrodisiac but I didn't realize it was like that...
20. Literally anything that Chuck Tingle has ever written.
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time my billionaire triceratops was craving gay ass!
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