24 Nativity Scenes That Are Going To Guarantee Someone A Front Seat In Hell
by N/A, 11 years ago |
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These are not your grandmother's nativity scenes.
They're SO MUCH BETTER.
1. This pretty clearly shows who this family holds the nearest to their hearts.

2. I mean, he IS a donkey...

at least there were no ogres in this nativity scene.
3. BOO!

4. When there's no room in the inn, you make do with what's available.

5. I mean...I guess this counts...

6. The raptors always get left out of the new testament which is kind of unfair.

7. I'm-a-Jesus...I'm-a-gonna-win!

8. Khaleesus.

9. It's resourceful as well as showing a different cultural perspective on the holiday!

10. This nativity scene has a little something for everyone.

11. His superpowers include walking on water and turning water into way more fun drinks.

12. New rule: If you only have terrifying figurines, just leave them out! There's not a guest minimum for the nativity scene...

13. Beam me up, Jesus.

14. I can't put my finger on it but there's just something a little evil about this nativity scene...

Look closely.
15. They were out of swaddling clothing.

16. This is not the nativity scene you're looking for...

17. A lot of things must have happened behind the scenes in Toy Story.

18. The son of god was born...and he was a GIANT...

19. Not a lot of people know that Donnie Dark drew a lot of inspiration from the nativity scene.

20. The lord and master.

21. And unto them, a minion was born.

22. Don't even bother next year.

23. Certainly the most delicious looking nativity scene of the group.

24. Jesus is born...come on, grab your friends!

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Do not show me this again